Apparently, I Can Dance
I’ve never been a dancer.
I always thought dancing looked like fun, but apparently my upper and lower halves have never been particularly interested in working as a team.
I’d happily watch everyone else have fun on the dance floor while I stayed safely on the sidelines.

Watch the moves unfold.
This silent, 50-second Reel tells the story with animated text. No sound is needed, and the complete written story continues below.
No stumble or fall was staged for this story.
And introduced me to a completely different kind of dancing.
Balance issues.
Now I have moves.
Not good moves.
Not intentional moves.
But definitely moves.
These are not moves you learn in a dance class.
01The sudden side step.
02The unexpected spin.
03The quick shuffle.
04The “Whoa, where did the floor come from?” maneuver.
The shoes are completely innocent.
They stay put. My balance is the one improvising.


And my personal favorite:
The desperate attempt to avoid becoming one with the floor.
I have to admit, some of these moves are impressive.
If you’ve ever seen someone stumble and somehow recover without actually falling, you know exactly what I’m talking about.
I’m pretty sure if someone caught some of my better performances on video, we could have a viral sensation on our hands.
I may never have learned to dance traditionally.
But apparently, I have become quite skilled atimprovisational balance choreography.
Who knew?
What unexpected “move” does your body pull when balance has other plans?
I read every story you send me.
Tell Glenda your move